There are times in life when you need to open your eyes, put on your best zebra-print spandex and go face the wilderness of existence head-on, for better or worse, using every shimmering particle of light inside you to blaze your own trail in a world without maps, reason, or guides. There are also times when you need to take a break from brushing your teeth, put chocolate milk on your cereal and mess around on the internet. The humorscope is for those times.
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