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October 2017
By Jason Graff
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Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
This month will be a trying one for you, Capricorn. Be forewarned that a close personal relationship will be put to the test, and its survival depends on how the challenge which fate will place before you is handled. Two minds will need to become one in order to finish the task successfully. Should the bond survive, it will be strengthened forever, but few bonds have proven up to what lies ahead. History’s greatest thinkers, most noble warriors, and profound philosophers have all been bested by this most ancient of tests: the assembly of a shelving unit from Ikea.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You enter a new stage of life this month, Aquarius. Possibilities that once seemed closed to you will suddenly have their doors thrust open. You will gaze upon them with newly expectant wonder for what’s in store. Walk confidently through to the new life awaiting. But please shut the doors behind you, I’m starting to feel a draft. Do you want me to catch cold?
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Fortune will be calling your name this month, Pisces. Knowing what hesitation has cost you in the past, you will race to it with all due speed. Lamentably, once you get there, you’ll learn Fortune thought you were someone else. Perhaps, you may take some comfort in the idea that someone who looks a great deal like you from a distance is getting very rich.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, a time of turmoil comes to an end this month. Entering behind it, a drama-free period of peace and tranquility. Now, I know that sounds awfully boring but fear not, I’ve started some stuff between some of your friends that you’ll have to sort out by the end of the month. I won’t tell you who but have found that they are, if I may use a modern idiom, cray-cray. So, have fun with that.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Ah, Taurus my old friend, sit down, we have much to discuss about the month ahead. Make yourself comfortable. Sure, sit anywhere, the new divan is quite soft and inviting. Would you like something to drink? A cup of tea or coffee perhaps? You want an iced coffee? Who do I look like, Mr. Starbuck? Get out! Go face the future on your own!
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, you will discover the pain will have been worth it. Your time at the gym has been trying and you often wanted to give up but in the end you kept going. Kudos, you are now ready to reap your reward and finally hand in that long form which grants you a slightly discounted membership.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, this will be a month for burning bridges. No, I’m not advocating you turn on people or leave your job suddenly, I’m talking about actually burning bridges. You’ll think it’s a terrible coincidence, but the cops will make you their number one suspect. In the end, who do you expect us to believe?
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
This month, it will be increasingly important for you to listen to your elders, Leo. It matters not your level of understanding for their wisdom is yours to discover. As your father is fond of saying, a bird in the hand is worth a stranger with candy, proving, yet again, that he is a bewildered soul.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
This month you will meet at seer, Virgo. You will learn many things about the future but the most fascinating nuggets will emerge from your past lives. You will take some comfort in learning you were once a dog to a kind, caring master, as it will explain why the family cats never liked you.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Libra, this month will be an active one in terms of your career. Everyone at work will be discussing your performance and praising you, albeit begrudgingly. Their admiration might be more wholly yours if you just stopped microwaving leftover fish in the break room.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Many futures lay before you Scorpio. Your challenge as always is to embrace the possible and not be distracted by that which lay beyond your grasp. If you’ve shown up too late for the breakfast special at Denny’s, just leave it alone, there is nothing your server can do for you. Besides, Shelby is new and she’s learning. Just read her nametag.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
I know the past couple of readings have been unsatisfactory, Sagittarius. The classic rock radio interference could not be helped. I do have some important relationship news for you. And you can use it, not like that other foolishness. You’ve had your ups and down lately and love can be like that. Perhaps though, I should step aside for this planned musical interlude and let the Ohio Players explain.
About the author
Jason Graff is an educator as well as a writer of essays, poetry and fiction. In the Service of the Boyar, published by Strange Fictions Press, is his debut novella. He can be found on Twitter @jasongraff1, Facebook at Author Jason Graff as well as at a website in need of updating. You can find a tweet-sized story of his in the latest F(r)iction Magazine.
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