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~Babu And Mommy Jokes - 1~

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Babu is seven years old and has lots of jokes to share. Have a blast with him...

June 29, 2013


Babu: What did the stick say when it got lost?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: "I'm looking for my family tree!"


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Babu: Mommy, did you make me fart?
Mommy: How could I make you fart?
Babu: I don't know. Maybe you are trying to pass it on from generation to generation.


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Babu: How does a baby find things on the internet?
Mommy: How?
Babu: Goo-goo-googles it!


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Babu: What did the boss say when the worker was going too slowly at his job cutting wood?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: "Chop chop!"


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Mommy: Babu, that's not how you eat corn on the cob. If you pick the kernels off one by one, it will take forever to eat. Use your teeth, like this!
Babu: But Mommy, I don't have any front teeth!


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Babu: What do cows do for fun?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: Listen to moooo-sic!


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Babu: Do you know what happens when somebody farts?
Mommy: No, what?
Babu: It starts raining!
Mommy: That doesn't make sense.
Babu: I know. That's the joke!


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Babu: What was the curtain doing when the window got closed?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: Not much, really. Just hanging out.


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Babu: What did Scooby Doo say when he was a ghost?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: "Scooby-whoooby-whoooo!"


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Babu: How did the candle lose its job?
Mommy: I don't know. How?
Babu: It got fired!
Mommy: It's okay. I think it was getting burned out anyway!


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Babu: A miner sat down on the job and started eating his lunch. What did he say when his boss complained?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: I'm not just a miner. I'm a miner and a diner!


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