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~Babu And Mommy Jokes - 2~

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Babu is seven years old and has lots of jokes to share. Have a blast with him...

July 7, 2013


Babu: Why was the salad crying?
Mommy: I don't know. Why?
Babu: It stubbed its toma-toe!


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Babu: What do you call it when Uncle Bob accidentally drops corn on his head?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: Corn on the Bob!


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Babu: What does a baby horse say to his relatives?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: Namas-hay!


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Babu: How did the spider learn about computers?
Mommy: I don't know. How?
Babu: On the web!


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Babu (dressed in a ninja costume): What did the ninja do to the kitchen after everyone was asleep?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: You'll find out in the morning!
Mommy: Hmmm… what did the ninja's mother do to the ninja?
Babu: I don't know. What?
Mommy: You'll find out in the morning!


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Babu: Who is the leader of the llamas?
Mommy: I don't know. Who?
Babu: President Ollama!


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Babu: What do you call an ant who's really, really old?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: An ant-ique!


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Babu: Why did the fan stop working when Papa turned the news on TV?
Mommy: I don't know. Why?
Babu: It's not a big fan of watching the news, and neither am I!




July 4, 2013


Mommy: Good morning! How did you sleep?
Babu: Good, except for the snorture.
Mommy: What? What's snorture?
Babu: You snore so loud it's like torture!


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Babu: What flavor ice cream do they serve at the furniture store?
Mommy: I don't know. What flavor?
Babu: Chair-y!


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Babu: What did the nose say when somebody asked if it wanted a tissue?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: Yes, sneeze!


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Babu: Why couldn't the tree check its email?
Mommy: I don't know. Why not?
Babu: It wasn't logged on!


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