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~Babu And Mommy Jokes - 3~

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Babu is seven years old and has lots of jokes to share. Have a blast with him...

July 24, 2013


Babu: What's a pig's favorite day of the week?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: Mud-day!


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Babu: What’s the worst kind of jam?
Mommy: I don’t know. Pearl Jam?
Babu: No, traffic jam!


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Babu: How does a baker break down a door?
Mommy: I don’t know. How?
Babu: With a batter-ing ram!


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Mommy: Good job on your homework! Number one looks right… now do number two.
Babu: Here in the kitchen?
Mommy: Why not?
Babu: Shouldn’t I do that in the bathroom?


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Babu: What did the mom say when the baby scribbled in her book?
Mommy: I don’t know. What?
Babu: I didn’t ask for a bookmark!


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Babu: What kind of food wants people to go away?
Mommy: I don’t know. What?
Babu: Scram-bled eggs!


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Mommy: Why are you walking sideways?
Babu: Well, you told me to stay on the sidewalk!


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Babu: What do you call broccoli shaped like a bird?
Mommy: I don’t know. What?
Babu: Hawk-oli!


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Mommy: Want to go for a drive?
Babu: But we’re already driving!
Mommy: What?
Babu: You’re driving me crazy!


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Babu: What's the best city in the world?
Mommy: I don't know. What?
Babu: Generosity!
Mommy: What's the worst city in the world?
Babu: What?
Mommy: Animosity!


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