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~Babu And Mommy Jokes - 5~

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Babu is seven years old and has lots of jokes to share. Have a blast with him...

March 23, 2014


Babu: What flavor toothpaste comes out of the dryer?
Mommy: I don’t know. What?
Babu: Fresh lint!


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Babu: What did the shower win at the Olympics?
Mommy: I don’t know. What?
Babu: The mold medal!


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Babu: Mommy, I’ll tell you a secret that will help you win when we play rock-paper-scissors.
Mommy: Ok. What?
Babu: I always do paper first.
Mommy: Really! Why?
Babu: (shrugs) I’m lazy.


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Babu: Why was the sock happy?
Mommy: I don’t know. Why?
Babu: Because it found its sole mate!


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Babu: What did the toast say to the knife?
Mommy: I don’t know. What?
Babu: Stop trying to butter me up!


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Babu: What did the papa tree say when the baby tree asked him why he was singing such old songs?
Mommy: I don’t know. What?
Babu: I’m getting back to my roots!


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Babu: What do you call going pee before the bath?
Mommy: A great idea?
Babu: A number one priority!


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Babu: What do dogs eat when they’re sick?
Mommy: I don’t know. What?
Babu: Chicken poodle soup!


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Babu: Why did the vegetable seller lose at cards?
Mommy: I don’t know. Why?
Babu: He didn’t have any pears!


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Babu: Where do you find the sacred carrot?
Mommy: I don’t know. Where?
Babu: At the sacred grocery store!


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Babu: Where can you buy new farts?
Mommy: I don’t know. Where?
Babu: At the gas station!


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